war and manhood

I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
  - Tom Hanks

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yo momma

Yo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.

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Dyslexics unite

http://xkcd.com/745/

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truth in advertising

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
  - David M. Ogilvy

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What every parent fears his child will become

 

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Sailor demands that people stop saying congress spends money like a drunken sailor

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getting to the top

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.
  - Peter Ustinov

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Iceland

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

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