news networks
News networks giving a greater voice to viewers because the social web is so popular are like a chef on the Titanic who, seeing the looming iceberg and fleeing customers, figures ice is the future and starts making snow cones. --XKCD
News networks giving a greater voice to viewers because the social web is so popular are like a chef on the Titanic who, seeing the looming iceberg and fleeing customers, figures ice is the future and starts making snow cones. --XKCD
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
- Tom Hanks
People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.
- Peter Ustinov
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
- Jeph Jacques
- Augusten Burroughs
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a UNIX user to show you how it's done.
---Scott Adams